48 Relationship questions for friends
Relationship questions for friends and couples: exes, crushes, dating apps and decisions nobody should make.
Light
Low risk. High likelihood.
- Who here is flirting purely to get a discount on coffee?
- Who here is faking a phone call to escape a first date?
- Who here is falling in love faster than a taxi ride?
- Who here is planning a wedding for a relationship that has not started?
- Who here is choosing a partner based mainly on their kitchen?
- Who here is texting back within four seconds every single time?
- Who here is describing a two-week situation as a chapter of their life?
- Who here is buying a joint plant far too early?
- Who here is checking a horoscope before replying to anybody?
- Who here is naming a future child during a second date?
- Who here is being scared off by good news?
- Who here is emotionally attached to a barista who does not know it?
- Who here is rating a date on a scale nobody asked about?
- Who here is falling for somebody purely because of their dog?
Sharp
Specific. Personal. But mostly harmless.
- Who here is keeping an actual spreadsheet of people they have dated?
- Who here is staying in something purely to avoid the paperwork?
- Who here is checking an ex's activity as a nightly routine?
- Who here is going to marry somebody this group has never met?
- Who here is running a dating profile nobody in here has seen?
- Who here is reading a partner's screen from across the room?
- Who here is winning a breakup entirely through interior design?
- Who here is emotionally involved with two people and one calendar?
- Who here is quietly interested in a friend's ex right now?
- Who here is telling a completely different version of the breakup?
- Who here is keeping one conversation open purely as insurance?
- Who here is in a relationship this group has extensive opinions about?
- Who here is ignoring a red flag the size of a bedsheet?
- Who here is dating the same person again under a different name?
- Who here is apologising with gifts instead of sentences?
- Who here is more committed to the group chat than to the relationship?
- Who here is deleting messages before handing over their phone?
- Who here is deeply in love with a close friend and saying nothing?
- Who here is going to text somebody terrible at exactly 1am?
- Who here is planning an exit while making future plans out loud?
Sensational
The kind you don't ask out loud.
- Who here is going to be discussed at length in somebody's therapy?
- Who here is capable of ruining a wedding with one honest toast?
- Who here is the reason a stranger changed their phone number?
- Who here is somebody else's entire cautionary tale?
- Who here is going to be somebody's worst dating story forever?
- Who here is texting an ex at the least appropriate occasion possible?
- Who here is the reason somebody out there is 'taking space'?
- Who here is going to fall in love abroad and not come back?
- Who here is keeping one relationship completely secret from this room?
- Who here is going to be left for somebody with noticeably worse taste?
- Who here is proposing far too early and meaning every word?
- Who here is still in love with somebody they met at nineteen?
- Who here is going to be somebody's second wedding?
- Who here is ending something this week and has not mentioned it?